honestly tbh

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

W